Sunday, July 13, 2008

Five Things You Should Not Do, See or Hear on a Sunday

1) Opening your puppy's mouth to see what to see what she is munchin' on, only to have a ladybug fly out of her mouth and freak ya out.

2) Sitting in a booth by the window at Eldridge House in the morning havin' brunch and seeing a tall, skinny guy with buzzed hair, wearing a hospital gown, knee high red socks, and pushing a stroller with a doll in it made of old socks.

3) Listening to your husband yell the 'Timmmmmyy!' line from South Park over, and over, and OVER, and.....

4) Walking up the stairs of your house, only to find dead June Bug carcasses on almost every step that then get picked up with a piece of toilet paper and flushed down the toilet.

5) Give your puppy her second bath for the day because you thought she had puked again in her pet taxi, only to find out the brown you saw, was just her.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have only one thing to say... "TIMMMMMYYYY!"

silfert said...

Hey, my friend L knows that guy! She says he's weird.

Anonymous said...

The one that says "Timmmmyyy!" or the one pushing the baby stroller? lol

silfert said...

Well....