Husband and wife make their annual trip to the Harley Rally in Sturgis, SD. Husband is in 7th heaven, despite having to rent a bike because his is in the shop. The wife tolerates it, and is not surprised that on the way back she gets a bad sunburn on her arm. Yet, besides this fact, the trip is fairly uneventful.
Husband and wife drop off the rental bike and are on their way back home about 4 days later. About 2 days after this, the wife’s arm starts to peel, exposing pinkish skin against the dark tan she got on her arm. She fusses over it, and it continues to get worse…
Husband and wife stop at a hotel for the night and watch a ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode as they are about to call it a night. OK….ok….the wife tuned in initially to this show…BUT the husband *was* watching as the part came on where Vivian – the wife – goes:
o Vivian: Do you think I'm pretty?
o Phillip (husband) : Woman look in that mirror and tell me what you see.
o Vivian: I don't know.
o Phillip: Well let me tell you. I see every great thing a man could want in a woman. Eyes so dark and deep a man could get lost in them. Skin the color of mahogany, soft as satin. Body fit for a goddess. Look how beautiful you are. Look how beautiful you are.And the wife sighs and looks at her husband and pointedly says:
“You should take notes”
And the husband replies:
“Your skin is like bark…. On a tree….all flakey and ….”
Wife smacks him.