The other night - after watching the movie 'Time Traveler's Wife' - my husband was gonna try and pick us a 'feel good' movie. 'Cuz, despite the 'Time Traveler's Wife' being fairly decent, it was also fairly depressing - and not a great way to end your Thursday night. Soo... what movie does my husband pick?
"White Lightening"
In his defense, I do not *think* (he can look incredibly innocent of all charges at times), he knew the movie was:
#1 About Jesco White - whom has not reportedly held a fairytale life
#2 That the movie would be the most disturbing movie we have probably have watched thus far
Well, anyway! Suffice it to say the dude was *incredibly* redneck thoughout the movie - and I was SO affected by this movie (and not in a 'omg, this is like, ya know - the MOST incredible movie everrrrr sorta way) that I woke up the next morning tossing and turning due to nightmares cuz of it and only really remembering one line out of the whole movie:
"She's messin' with my headdddd..... my headdd....."
Yeah, I know - incredibly sad isnt it? lol
Well, needless to say, my husband went to work the next day recommending that the work peeps should watch this movie as well. I wish I could say that he truly likes the movie and wanted someone to be able to pass their 1.5 hours in a 'wow - this is the bestest movie everrr' fashion. But (and this was *before* we watched this disturbed movie), my husband is quite sick in da head himself lol
However, I have also had to pay the price of watching this movie by being dubbed 'Joda Mae' and having my husband wake up two - yes, I repeat, TWOOOOOO - friggin mornings in a row calling me that in his most redneck voice he can muster lol
So what's my answer? If you are unable to beat them - join them.
So thats what I have been doing lol He 'lipped off' and called me Joda Mae this morning and I retorted:
"Shut your mouth, and shave your sister!"
To which he replied:
"Well, thats just nasty."
To which I said:
"Its *just* hair"
Uh huh..... I know. Thats sick. And sad. And twisted. And all sorts of really sad and twisted sorta sh*t lol
So anyway! I need help y'all! My husband has given me a redneck-ish sorta name (Joda Mae). Now I need help giving him one! So watcha y'all think? Clayton? Cletus? Plain ole Jim Bob? Spill da beanz! I wanna hear your opinions/thoughts =)
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I have no idea what you are talking about.
'sides, his "huffin" didn't seem to effect his dancin' abilities none. :)
LOL, I havent seen the movie but Jesco White is a hillbilly that figured out how acting like a retard could make him a little money. Can't blame him, a few simple tap dancing steps and he IS making money at it.
LOL, calling Scott "cletus" is cute but it might just encourage him, ROFL.
Welllll.... two can play at *that* game, or so I thought. Turns out when I ran YOUR name, Silfert, it came back with the message "is this a trick question? That name is already "redneck", no further redneckificashun possible".
So there. lol
Y'all is LAH-IN! It's Hattie Hoggreaser, an' donchew fergit it!
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