There are times that you should not ignore warning signs that it just might not be your day. There are times that these signs should indicate you are going to have some bad luck. There are times that these signs will continue until you just give up and call it a day - a week - a month - heck! why not a year?
Well, if you were me anyway =)
Let me list a few of the 'signs' I have had in the last week or so....
#1) Getting a sunburn on my back a week before I went in to get a *hot* stone massage. Then getting a mosquito bite ON my sunburn. THEN getting a bruise on my a$$ that I am unable to account for. THEN having said bruise manifest itself into the nastiest bruise I have ever seen. ALL before I even make it into the spa to get my massage.
#2) Going to my lunch/massage 'date' with the gals and getting lost. Then ordering the most thin bagel ever with the most spicy salsa ever about 20 minutes before (and doncha all blame me for THAT, I had no idea what the friggin sandwich was like lol). THEN getting to the spa and having my stomach upset. THEN having the masseuse try to brand me like a cow with the rocks that were hotter than hot. They were, like... let me jump off this masseuse table and kick your a$$ you &^%$# hot.
#3) Laying my head on the table and being surprised my cup of coffee is *that* close my head, and bumping my head on the coffee cup. Then having my husband scare me as he walks out the sliding door as I am sanding the kitchen cabinets. THEN getting a funky looking sunburn, laying down on the aforesaid deck to 'even' myself out, and have my husband say 'you are a dork cuz only your feet and legs are in the sun and you are gonna have some major stripes.'
Anyone feel sorry for me yet? Shall I go on? Do I sound whiney?
Wait - don't answer that last question lol
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I found your blog while trying to get information about the Lawrence Annual Sidewalk Sale. Yeah, go figure! While at the Topeka Health Fair today a lady told me I should try to sell my crocheted necklaces in Lawrence since Topeka folks don't seem that interested. She mentioned the sidewalk sale and all the cool things she has found there, but I can't find anything online about current plans for one. Do you know anything about it? I've got the application for the craft/art fair in the park in September and wonder if that has taken the place of the sidewalk sale. You can email me directly at lilypadsis at cox dot net with any information. Thanks!
Sharon
Maybe cuz this blog is linked to my Lawrence Arts & Crafts blog as well?
http://lawrenceartsandcrafts.blogspot.com/
I think the sidewalk sale was earlier this year, but not for sure about that. The one in September is a different event it looks like. However, you might want to contact them directly for more information.
Sorry I couldnt be of more help!
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